Some helpful rules and regulations you Will follow or you will be ejected from the run.
ACHTUNG!!! Security will be on duty 24 hours a day.

All vanners, passengers, children and pets will be required to wear a wrist bracelet, in addition, a set of dog tags will be issued that all will wear, complimenting this will be a Identity tattoo (it wears off in a few months, and is supposed to be hypo-allergenic), and for your safety and ours a radio tracking device will be surgically implanted in your skull.

Failure to follow these rules will result in your being ejected from the run.

Pets and Children will be kept on a no longer than 6 foot leash at all times, owners/parents are responsible for anything they do, did, or thought of doing.

Failure to follow these rules will result in your being ejected from the run.

Unlike other runs where you usually get a t-shirt, patch, or other bonus for Preregging, all you'll get from us is a goodie bag, something other runs give you just for attending, you will however, get a dash plaque, big deal. However, you will be given the chance to buy exorbitantly priced run memorabilia.

If you don't like it, tough, consider yourself ejected from the run.

Note: The Greedvan© Logo, The Name "Vanfraud©" and everything else we could get our paws on is registered with the U.S Patent Office in Washington D.C.,( Not to be confused with a patent office there might be in say, Bumfukt, Egypt) so don't steal them or we'll sue you.

(like they really are ,like you'd want to steal them,and like we really would....hehe)

And remember....Vanning is All About Brotherhood and People!!